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sizequeenconfessions: THIS is why I’m a little sore this morning!!! I met him at the club last night. I noticed he was hot straight away, he bought me a drink, and soon we started dancing … And that’s when I noticed his best feature!!! “Holy
jasoncanty01: literallyunbelievable:this is why I don’t go to Walmart anymoreWTF XD Good thing I finished drinking before reading this.
troyesivan: tinywingscraftshop: bagofscones: cozywarmhappythings: The joys of a cup of tea. This is why I drink about 5 cups of tea a day. Must. Drink. Moar. Tea. are we forgetting that it tastes like a warm cup of home and liquid love
electronicwonderland: electronicwonderland: THIS is why everyone should go to raves. Not for the drugs. Not for the drinking. For the fucking music. This is how it should feel. Not people dying. Not people acting like drunk idiots. Just feeling the
dreamcatchersandj0ints: electronicwonderland: electronicwonderland: THIS is why everyone should go to raves. Not for the drugs. Not for the drinking. For the fucking music. This is how it should feel. Not people dying. Not people acting like drunk
troyesivan: tinywingscraftshop: bagofscones: cozywarmhappythings: The joys of a cup of tea. This is why I drink about 5 cups of tea a day. Must. Drink. Moar. Tea. are we forgetting that it tastes like a warm cup of home and liquid love They are
suckandfucktoys: This is why you never turn down the chance to buy drinks for a chick who takes Pilates classes.
shirkerbx3: mikeinelart: What if “Gravity Falls” was an anime Based and audio taken from the show “Gravity Falls” by Disney.(Episode: Golf War) “Shit like this is why I drink” “BX, you don’t drink alcohol” “I’M
I just had a philosophical conversation with my dog at 2:40 in the morning. Caffeine is one hell of a drug.
It really is so hard being drunk.. Cause drinking lots of water to help not be hungover but also really hard to tell if I need to pee??? I setup silt can’t tell I think I have to pee?? But idk if I have to a lot or a little and this is why I being
drinking-tea-at-midnight: agoodcartoon:is he building that thing out of giant cheetos why are they all dressed like mario?
das-taube-spuern: bakrua: bewbin: Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life
underplay: spicy-vagina-tacos:i love that stage of being tipsy where youre completely coherent and know exactly whats going on but you feel so loose and free at the same time and your typing skills blow but you can feel the blood flowing throughout your
retrogasm: This is why I love Spongebob… she is drinking under water…
fagg-it: limitlesspig: This is why subs do it. You can paddle me until my ass blisters, fuck my ass until I can’t walk straight, fuck my throat until I’m hoarse for the next two days, tie me up, kick my balls, tell me to eat your ass and drink
ciderdash: Oooooooo This is why me and Pinkie don’t usually drink together, she starts breaking walls X3
freefracornerofsillyness: twixie-answers-mod: askralulu: troyesivan: tinywingscraftshop: bagofscones: cozywarmhappythings: The joys of a cup of tea. This is why I drink about 5 cups of tea a day. Must. Drink. Moar. Tea. are we forgetting that
shacklefunk: why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive
zechv:the wildest thing to me is that some people straight up like….. forget to drink water lmfao. like sometimes itll be like 7pm and my roommates like “i just realised i havent drank any water today” and has like a glass and thats it for the
scruggzi:something-called-fieldwork:Just accidentally typed “etfc.” In a student’s assignment comments. Petition to make “et fucking cetera” a phrase in common usage, please I once wrote ‘ffs this is why I drink’
kaysarahh: fartgallery: I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon drink. see sarah this is why we are friends
wheezyandherman: troyesivan: tinywingscraftshop: bagofscones: cozywarmhappythings: The joys of a cup of tea. This is why I drink about 5 cups of tea a day. Must. Drink. Moar. Tea. are we forgetting that it tastes like a warm cup of home and liquid
trebled-negrita-princess: virtuheaux: thelonghotsummer: Honestly, this is the most helpful thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr. …well maybe besides the coconut oil uses I want the zombie. Holy shit why would anybody wanna drink liquor and tomato
bagofscones: cozywarmhappythings: The joys of a cup of tea. This is why I drink about 5 cups of tea a day.
destroywhiteboys: This is why the white race is facing extinction. Wimpy white boys would rather drink nigger cum than fuck a girl with their tiny little dicks. Hopefully soon there won’t be any white losers left…and this world will finally be ruled
tgurlswirl:sissybackforblack:miisbubbles:If i ever meet you while i’m out on town, if you buy me a drink, then this will be me on your fat cock 15 minutes later! ;) ♥ I love this and this is why we practice! of course for him but also because the
sydney-sadist: itw4skaty: I did this for permission to touch myself for 10 minutes back in February. And this is why we all live Katy so much. Now she just needs to drink from the source
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. This is why I don’t do rum anymore
californiacubster: And this is why I don’t drink tequila.
clittyslickers: browngirlblues: Drinking wine, listening to FKA twigs, smokin, almost living same This is why we are lovers
feministsexworker: wyldwoodfaye: ithotyouknew: I put on my Tinder profile that I hate sports, I don’t drink beer and I’m 150% feminine all day all the time and so many guys are like…offended? One guy was like “what if the guy you like loves
tardisandfeathered: dream-yourself-free: I reblog this every time it comes up on my dashboard, not because it is a “rule” but because every time I see it the love and sincerity on her face hit me all over again and I think everyone deserves to see
hollygoodhead: gitanaxxpunk: bagofscones: cozywarmhappythings: The joys of a cup of tea. This is why I drink about 5 cups of tea a day. TEA OVER COFFEE FOREVER tea with milk.. ABSOLUTE YUM!
bbybluehefner: chleopatrapaige: tchalisew: raychjackson: I spit out my drink spicy lmfao This is why we need a class on hyper masculinity im crying dawg lmfaoooo i cant b
mapsontheweb: Coffee Shops In America. Yup. Starbucks and more recently Tim Hortons. And this is another reason why i moved to Melbourne. Better coffee.
ashley-boom: oh yeah, this is why I stopped drinking on school nights. wHoops :P
moodyspacebabe: bbybluehefner: chleopatrapaige: tchalisew: raychjackson: I spit out my drink spicy lmfao This is why we need a class on hyper masculinity im crying dawg lmfaoooo i cant b crying 😂😂😂😂
This is why you shouldn't drink BOTTLED WATER
yourstorysofar: mydrunkkitchen: troyesivan: tinywingscraftshop: bagofscones: cozywarmhappythings: The joys of a cup of tea. This is why I drink about 5 cups of tea a day. Must. Drink. Moar. Tea. are we forgetting that it tastes like a warm cup
This is why you don’t drink and drive. And don’t feel pressured to ride with someone who has been drinking. Not only are you risking your own life, but you’re also risking all the people in your car, as well as every single person on the road.
neatfreak47: this is why I always say I never have any respect for anyone who drinks and drives. I don’t care if you “feel fine” or had “just a little bit.” IT’S NOT SAFE AND YOU’RE NOT INVINCIBLE. ): really sad. the reason i don’t
leopardvaindreams: adreamdeferred: eatpussylivehappy: and then……. lmao 😂😂😂😂 this is why you’re not allowed to drink at Christmas parties
wahzoo: This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends. This, my heart, a dying sun. A flower fading to black. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY LOGAN NEEDS TO DRINK SO MUCH
I remember once my friends threw this party for me and got me like 20 smirnoff ice cause that’s all I drink so I drank like 5 and had jello shots and vodka gummy bears but I dropped my phone in the bowl of vodka soaked gummy bears and almost cried then
tinywingscraftshop: bagofscones: cozywarmhappythings: The joys of a cup of tea. This is why I drink about 5 cups of tea a day. Must. Drink. Moar. Tea.
cristvs: cristvs: Am I aloud to do this? 🍰🎂 This is why I shouldnt drink while horny
sexualgladiators: This is why I can’t drink alone???
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I feel so rough omg
